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Dry Smash tastes yum!

Date: 2003-01-24 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eggwhite.livejournal.com
But the stuff expands when you get it wet... You'll expand!

Date: 2003-01-24 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themadone.livejournal.com

Well it doesn't expand that much...but expanding food is good - fills the tummy!

Date: 2003-01-24 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eggwhite.livejournal.com
So long as you don't eat too much to begin with... the idea of watching as mashed potato expands and forces its way out is really quite grim...

Date: 2003-01-24 08:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themadone.livejournal.com

I doubt that would happen. In my experience the amount of smash you end up with is the same volume as amount of dry smash and water you start with. And I'm only shoving the occassional mouthful into my gob.

Date: 2003-01-24 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hddod.livejournal.com
Oh no, you're turning into Piers :)

Date: 2003-01-24 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themadone.livejournal.com

Erk! Where did you spring from. I didn't know you had succumbed to the evils of LJ too :)

Date: 2003-01-24 09:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hddod.livejournal.com
Aye, I've been lurking for a couple of months now... :)

Date: 2003-01-24 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themadone.livejournal.com

Bah. All my deep dark secrets laid to bare. ;)

Date: 2003-01-24 08:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themadone.livejournal.com

No, I'm not turning into Piers. Piers used to eat printer paper tracks (or whatever the stuff with the holes is called). Thats not food. Where as Smash is...kind of. :)

Date: 2003-01-24 09:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hddod.livejournal.com
He used to eat raw/dry pasta, though :)

Date: 2003-01-24 10:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sea-cucumber.livejournal.com
mmmm..... dry pasta...
actually worryingly enough i also eat paper too...

Date: 2003-01-24 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themadone.livejournal.com

Well I would say that must be Piers then, except that you're nothing like him - far too bouncey.

Date: 2003-01-24 12:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doris.livejournal.com
Dry pasta is yummy. It's crunchy!

Date: 2003-01-24 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Help the ignorant German here, what's Dry Smash?

Date: 2003-01-24 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themadone.livejournal.com

Smash is a brand of instant mash potatoe. The kind you just add water (or something) to. Dry Smash, is um...Smash that isn't mash potatoe yet. Little lumps of potatoey goodness. And in this case, cheese and onion flavoured.

It's a bit like eating crisps, but without all the fatty oil.

Date: 2003-01-24 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
*shudders*
Almost figured from the "expanding" comment that it had to be some kind of concentrate.

You just went up a notch or two on my weird scale ;o)

Date: 2003-01-24 11:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themadone.livejournal.com

Woohoo! Do I have a score or something. Is there a rating out of 10? I wonder how high I can get it.

Date: 2003-01-24 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sollunastella.livejournal.com
Smash is yukky dry or made up - used to play games with it at Cathsoc though during my university days.

Date: 2003-01-24 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doris.livejournal.com
I have never eaten smash. I just remember the adverts with the robots with heads like woks. They were funny.

Date: 2003-01-25 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barty.livejournal.com
First they cut them up.
WITH THEIR METAL KNIVES.
HA HA HA HA HA

If only that were haiku.

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